my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
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Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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