I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
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