dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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