Betty ford says i'm here all night
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
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I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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