No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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