it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
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I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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