he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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