as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
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Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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