I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
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Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
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So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I need to align my fucking chakras
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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