Plan B is the new Plan A
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Randomize