Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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