You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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