Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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