But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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