Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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