i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
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She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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