It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
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he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
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yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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