Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
We need to get me chipped asap
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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