The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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