? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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