Umm I'm too high to move.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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