I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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