decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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