k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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