I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
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He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
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you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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