3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
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i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
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Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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