I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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