im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
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well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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