Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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