he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
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