ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I think people are normalizing furries
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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