so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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