What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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