Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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