i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
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you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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