3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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