they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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