im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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