You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
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I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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