do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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