So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
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We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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