You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
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I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
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It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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