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what?
penguin condom
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
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Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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