What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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