My liver just broke up with me...
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
if i died would you start the facebook group?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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