My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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