So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
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this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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