I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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