Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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