Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
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The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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