How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
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Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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