So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
sarcasm needs its own font
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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