I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
