Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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