You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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