weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
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oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
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Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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